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- + Going To A Nude Beach—My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach. It turned out to be a ticket to no wear. #joke #short Read more on page https:...
- + Short jokes to start weekend with laughs—My fiancé and I wanted to get married at the public library. But they told us it was all booked up! I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong....
- + Money Deposit—A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit. Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it." Customer: "What's the big deal?...
- + Short jokes for sunny Tuesday—Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"? Because you can't C in the dark!; A recent study has shown that women who carry extra weight, tend...
- + Pregnant Wife—Wife: "I'm pregnant...." Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!" Wife: "No, no you’re not." #joke #short Read more on page https://jok...
- + Love My Wife—To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring... I had it engraved with the cost. #joke #short Re...
- + Dating Vs. Marriage—Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime. Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in...
- + Two Whales—Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..." The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, ...
- + Good News & Bad News—Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?" Patient: “Good new please!” Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...” ...
- + 2024 April Fools’ Day pranks - get your pranks up to date—AI prank Ask something on about well-known person/celebrity a href="https://gemini.google.com" target="_blank">gemini.google.com or chat.openai....
- + April Fools’ Day Jokes - prank or get pranked—April Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal? The silly goose! April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks. Except on me, if you’re s...
- + Good Candy—Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It w...
- + Friday Funnies: 11 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right—Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z… How do they sleep at night? I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligram...
- + The Accident That's About to Happen—Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical disloc...
- + I Need A Raise—I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise. My boss asked, "What companies?" I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity." ...
- + Good and Bad News—The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news." Dan said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name ...
- + The Forgotten Name—Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Y...
- + 7 Short Jokes for Your Weekend Chuckle Fest—After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling "STOP! You can't do that here!" I said ...
- + 28 Morbidly Amusing Dark Humor Jokes to Tickle Your Macabre Side—If you find these jokes funny, something is probably wrong with you! I was digging in the garden and happened to find a chest with a lot of gold coi...
- + Love Me After Marriage—A married couple were quarreling. Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage? Husband: I did, but I didn't think you would say yes. ...
- + Actuary vs. Mafia—What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary? An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die th...
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